Norway

Zuckerberg reportedly planned to use a helicopter to fly up to the Norwegian mountains and ski down without obtaining permits.

While the U.S. has expressed interest in accessing one of these secret bases, Norway remains committed to reactivating it for its defense.

If Greenland isn’t an option, the U.S. has its eye on a Norwegian submarine base. The problem? It’s already in use.

Following the death of the cetacean in September, an investigation appears to be bringing this story to a close.

Happy country, guilty country? Norway is experiencing a feeling that experts are eager to study.